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MP3 Breathe Machine - Crimson Sky

Progressive hard rock, think; Pink Floyd meets Pantera

8 MP3 Songs in this album (29:00) !
Related styles: ROCK: Hard Rock, METAL/PUNK: Heavy Metal

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Keith was disinclined to provide a bio, so instead he submitted this excerpt from a ships log that he kept on a recent oceanic voyage in the Gulf of Mexico, apparently some where around the Virgin Islands.

Day 1: Journey to neighbor Jost Van Dyke Island. Supplies are running low, and morale is almost gone. The venture to the island is proving disastrous. We have been taking on water since we left the inlet, and now the boat is riding only inches out of the water. Capsize seems inevitable. My crew, which consists primarily of an involuntary participant, a monkey named Jim which I captured on the island, and a couple of stow away lizards is proving invaluable. The monkey only ambles around and throws shit at us all day. Come to think of it, it''s really not much help. Still, the lizards and the monkey may come in handy as a snack. This should prevent the crew from reverting to cannibalism for a while. All we can do is hope and pray as the wave’s crash across the deck, as bailing has become a futile measure.

Day 2: The crew is getting restless. I had to nail the monkey''s foot to the deck to stop him running around. My first mate suggested sowing his sphincter shut to keep him from shitting all over the place, but I did not want to resort to such cruelty yet. Additionally, I did not want him going septic, lest we need to eat him. I believe a mutiny is imminent. We have not sited land yet.

Day 3: We have reached land, and, so far as we can see, nothing of any use exists here. We have spotted natives, but they do not appear to be friendly. We must make way again immediately.

Day 4: Provisions are extremely low. I had to eat my first mate, a plucky iguana named Pete. He will surely be missed.

This is all we have from this log. It is appear ant that he made it back OK, but as for the monkey, we do not know. Nor, for that matter, does he make mention of the ''involuntary participant'' again. It was too bad about the iguana though.

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