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MP3 David hatfield - David Hatfield Live at McCabe's
10 MP3 Songs
HIP HOP/RAP: White-Boy Rap, LATIN: Latin Pop
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My name is David Hatfield,
Born David Roberto Alvarez Johnson Davis Francisco Antonio Jackson Ramirez Hatfield, but I shortened it for the stage. I was born in an elevator, delivered by midgets and then stolen from my parents by Islamic baby slave traders. There I learned the fine business of the baby slave trade, but I just didn''t feel...''fresh.'' So I moved to the US and started a recording career. Well it seemed like the most logical move at the time...
Not really, but now that I''m sure I have your full attention, my style is mostly folk with a small, but significant element of beatnik. You see I believe that beatnik has always had an artistic quality that I like, but it doesn''t have the handles that folk has. You know, ''handles'', music that you can grab onto, sing with. While folk on the other hand has never fully met the artistic qualities that beatnik has. So I thought, why not combine the two? My style, I define as ''FOLKNIK''. If you buy this you''ll be glad you did for the Vegas and Boobie Song alone if not the rest. You''ll laugh, you''ll cry and become a part of it all. Don''t let the more serious songs at the end throw you off. I just like to have something for everyone, while comedy and tragedy are a part of life. You''ll probably enjoy my clever lyrics which aren''t super common these days. Just a disclaimer though, if you get offended easily this is not for you. Thx D=/field. NOTE: IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE BOOBIE SONG PERFORMED LIVE ON SCREEN THEN FORWARD THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE. (SPREAD THE WORD) I WON''T DO IT IF YOU DON''T.
SO WHAT MAKES YOU A DAVID HATFIELD FAN?
IF YOU LOVE LAS VEGAS YOU''RE A DAVID HATFIELD FAN. IF YOU THINK CAT''S ARE INFERIOR TO DOGS, YOU''RE A DAVID HATFIELD FAN. IF YOU LIKE REMOTE-CONTROL TOYS, YOU''RE A DAVID HATFIELD FAN. IF YOU LIKE ELECTRIC SCOOTERS YOU''RE A DAVID HATFIELD https://www.tradebit.com YOU THINK THAT STAR WARS (THE ORIGINAL EPISODE 4) IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE, YOU''RE A DHF. IF YOU''RE ALWAYS YOURSELF NO MATTER WHO''S WATCHING, YOU''RE A DHF. IF YOU SECRETLY WRITE YOUR OWN MOCK REVIEWS AND MAKE IT SO OBVIOUS THAT MOST PEOPLE ALREADY KNOW IT ANYWAY, YOU''RE A DHF. IF YOU THINK THAT A FEW DIRTY WORDS NEVER HURT ANYBODY YOU''RE A DHF. IF YOU LIKE THE BOOBIE SONG YOUR A DHF. IF YOU UNDERSTAND JACK AND JILL, YOU''RE A BIG TIME DHF. IF YOU GIVE STUFFED ANIMALS FUNNY PERSONALITIES YOUR A DHF. IF YOU MAKE YOUR PETS TALK, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET SOME COUNSELING AND YOU''RE ALSO A DHF. IF YOU LOVE SOUTH PARK YOU''RE A DAVID HATFIELD FAN. IF YOU THINK THE SIMPSONS ARE ONE OF THE BEST THINGS THAT EVER HAPPENED TO TV, YOU''RE A DHF. IF YOU LIKE THE MUPPETS AND THINK THAT JIM HENSON IS A TRUE GENIOUS OF HIS AGE YOU''RE A DHF. IF YOU BELIEVE IN WALT DISNEY''S ORIGINAL DREAM YOU''RE A DAVID HATFIELD FAN. IF YOU FEED THOSE EXTRA FEW FRENCH FRIES TO THOSE SPARROWS UNDER THE PICNIC TABLE THAT EVERYONE ELSE COULD CARE LESS ABOUT, YOU''RE A DHF. IF YOU MAKE THOSE SAME BIRDS SWEAR AT EACH OTHER YOU PROBABLY HAVE WAY TOO MUCH FREE TIME, BUT YOU''RE ALSO A DAVID HATFIELD FAN. IF YOU AVOID KILLING BABY SNAILS YOU''RE A DHF. IF YOU KNOW THAT IT''S OKAY TO BE LOYAL, YOU''RE A https://www.tradebit.com YOU THINK OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM SUCKS AND THAT IT DOESN''T HAVE TO, YOU''RE A DAVID HATFIELD FAN. IF YOU FEEL YOU''VE BEEN SCREWED OVER BY THE BOOMERS YOU''RE A DAVID HATFIELD FAN. IF YOU HATE S.U.V''S YOU''RE A DHF. IF YOU LOVE ANDY WARHOL AND HATE THOMAS KINKADE YOU''RE A DHF. IF YOU LIKE NEW CASTLE AND AGREE THAT MOST AMERICAN BEER IS PISS WATER YOU''RE A DAVID HATFIELD FAN. AND LAST, IF YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU HAVE AS MUCH RIGHT NOT TO VOTE AS YOU HAVE''TO'' VOTE, AND REALIZE THAT ONLY FASCISTS AND COMMUNISTS SHOULD TRY TO FORCE YOU INTO ANYTHING, YOU''RE DEFINATELY A DHF. ALSO IF YOU''RE GOING TO GET WAY TOO TECHNICAL AND TELL ME THAT FACISTS AND COMMUNISTS WON''T LET YOU VOTE UNLESS IT''S FOR THEIR ONE PARTY SYSTEM, THEN QUIT THINKING TOO MUCH BECAUSE YOU''RE ENTIRELY MISSING THE POINT AND THUS, NOT A DHF. IF YOU''RE SOME OR MOST OF THESE APPLICABLE THINGS AND YOU DON''T CONSIDER YOURSELF A DHF THEN YOU ARE A DAVID HATFIELD FAN, BUT JUST DON''T REALIZE IT YET. THERE''S STILL TIME THOUGH. I HAVE FAITH IN YOU. GO IN PEACE -DH-
ROYALTY FREE: Any independent films or radio stations that wish to use any material or portions of are welcome to do so royalty free just as long as and only as long as they give me David Hatfield the credit for writing the specific musical material used. Consider this paragraph as your permission. Just print it as proof.
LAST BUT NOT AT ALL LEAST, A SPECIAL THANK YOU: To all of you who''ve given me, your hat friend, the ultimate support by purchasing my CD. I especially thank you for letting your friends know who in many cases have also supported my music as well. It''s all about people like you and I thank you once again =/:.) (That''s me in my hat smiling at you) B4nw-DH-
PS: Pardon the ''possible'' Hip Hop/Latin Jazz inacuracy, but it''s great for the demographics/marketing blah blah blah.
PS2: Buy this because you like the album, not just because I''m black.
PS3: CHECK OUT HALLOWMONIUM. IT''S REALLY DIFFERENT THAN MY OTHER MATERIAL. I think when you compare the two, it also gives a handle on my range. PLEASE ENJOY!!!
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