The JetWay Is Not a Gangplank,Humorous Tips for Flying Fears
The JetWay Is Not a Gangplank, Humorous Tips To Cure Your Fear of Flying:
Quickly cure your fear of flying with these humorous tips and stories; learn about how airplanes fly, what to expect, and much more! 30 illustrated pages. So, sit back, relax and enjoy the ride!
Section I: Humorous Tips (p.3)
Section II: Practical Tips (p. 6)
Section III: Educational (p. 9)
Section IV: Flying “Funnies” (p. 15-24)
Morris and Gertrude’s $50 flight,
Airplane and flying humorous quotes,
Actual laws from variety of places in the U.S.,
(yes, they’re real)
Pilot humor,
Why Americans should never be allowed to travel.
Section V: Fear of Flying Websites, Books, Courses and Workshops (p. 25)
Section VI: “Let’s Buzz Taj Mahal! (p. 27)
My flying experiences:
“Yea! No waiting at the gate.” (Section III, p. 9)
“Punching through a mean thunder cell!” (p. 26)
“When I met my Waterloo” (p. 27)
“San Francisco or ‘bust’ ” (p. 32)
“My grandfather didn’t like being higher off the ground than his horse’s saddle, . . . . .”