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MP3 Bill Shipper - Santa Needs a Bailout for Christmas
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Santa Needs A Bailout for Christmas
By Bill Shipper
Santa needs a bailout for Christmas
It’s hard to believe but it’s true
He lost his cash when the market crashed
And his bills are overdue
North Pole costs keep going up
Those elves need health care too
Think of all the feed the reindeer need
With prices gone through the roof
You heard about Global Warming
Those sleds don’t slide no more
Since permafrost is all but lost,
Santa bought a gas hoggin’ 4 by 4!
Santa needs a bailout for Christmas
A couple of billion will do
Those Wall Street boys got to keep their toys,
Why can’t Santa get a handout too!
Santa needs a bailout for Christmas
It’s hard to believe but it’s true
Won’t someone pay his mortgage / If only for a month or two
There’ll be no raise for Rudolph
No bonus for Comet or Vixen
No catered Christmas party for Dasher or Dancer
And BYOB for Blitzen
But children don’t you worry,
You know Santa always comes through fine
And it’s not what you get that matters most
Cause love never needs a credit line!
But Santa needs a bailout for Christmas
A couple of billion will do
Those Wall Street boys got to keep their toys,
Why can’t Santa get a handout too!
Santa needs a bailout for Christmas
Just like me and you!
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